I'm in a particularly sour mood. 'Why?' you don't ask? Because.
There really is no reason. I hate everyone and everything right now.
The end is near, so I will give out a small bit of hope to you all.
Die with a smile on your face, because the last impression you leave on this world could very well be the last. If not, wouldn't it be great to have this written on your tombstone?
"He died with a smile on his face." Then people might think you actually did something with your life. It's the ultimate prank.

Well, I'm gonna go stick bananas up random holes. Tah.